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In the past, there has been much controversy about Godzilla, and whether or not he gives a crap about France. First of all, let me just say that I, personally, do not give a crap about France.
While I researched this subject, the only facts I could find led me to believe that Godzilla does not give a crap about France. For example, the picture below is clearly a picture of Godzilla, and he clearly does not give a crap about France.
Another fact is that all Godzilla movies have taken place either in Asia or North America, and the North America movie didn't count because it also had Matthew Broderick. Godzilla looked stupid in that movie, but it still didn't look like Godzilla would give a crap about France.
Did you ever see Ferris Bueller's Day Off, starring Matthew Broderick? It is the only good Matthew Broderick movie ever. Cable Guy would have been so much better if only they would have casted anyone, and I mean anyone, other than Matthew Broderick. Jack Black and Jim Carrey were in Cable Guy, though, so it wasn't a total waste.
But I digress...
Would anyone who gives a crap about France ever be as popular as Godzilla? I can not think of anyone with equal world popularity that would give a crap about France.
When I had finished my research, I had decided that Godzilla has never given a crap about France, and he never will give a crap about France.
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by Jimm McShane |
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