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Nic Barnett........Who is this man that so powerfully influences your thoughts and dreams every Friday (or any other day of the week) and controls how you think about everyday things. Whatever is brought up in conversation between you and your friends the next day, while you're hovered around the water cooler at work, you respond in the manner that is put on the screen in front of you, by me. This is how important my job is.
Changing the ways of how things are thought about. What if I were to write something communist-like in my weekly column, and you repeated it at work? You would be fired. Possibly sent to China, or forced to move out on to the streets into a box, feeding your children with the food you bought with the coins that were tossed at you, or you found on the street.
But, seeing as how only about four people read the Weekly Wrap-up each week (Jimm, Kellen, Matt, and Krey) and none of them take this seriously anyway, I can feel free to write anything I want. But, on the off chance that a easily influenced high powered Wall Street business man will read this, I'll will keep writing the same things over and over again. Well, now to wrap up this weeks news in two words................................
Happy Thanksgiving.
That's right, no good news this week. Let's hope we bomb Iraq sometime soon.
In the meantime, I'm going to give Saddam a call, and tell him to do some more stupid things to anger the U.S. government. Then I'll have something to write about.
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by Nic Barnett |
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