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My cousin Sam has just informed me that Christina Aguilera will be in a popular magazine. Some of you may have heard of the magazine, and some of you may not have heard of it. The magazine is called Playboy, and it provides a very artistic look at women. Let's take a look at Christina's very, very artistic career.
The Mickey Mouse Club - Christina was on the Disney channel when she was around 7 years old (yeah, that's a pretty good guess). She sang and danced just like she does today, except she wore more clothes back then.
Pocahontas - When she got older, she sang a song for the Disney movie Pocahontas. I never heard the song or saw the video. In fact, I don't even actually have any proof of this even happening.
Christina In A Bottle - Then she got all popular and released a CD when she was 18 (another guess, but most likely accurate). This was not long ago.
Christina Gets Dirrty - She released her CD "Stripped" a while ago, along with her hit single "Dirrty" (notice the double r). She doesn't wear clothes much anymore.
Rolling Stone - She is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine with only a guitar to cover herself.
Playboy - Now she's going to be in Playboy.
*Note: This is pretty much an excuse for me to tell you that she's going to be in Playboy. I did NO research and wrote this all off the top of my head.
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by Jimm McShane |
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