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Better Than CNN / News Archives / Crap Talk: November 22, 2002 |
In this edition of Crap Talk that no one will be reading, I will be reviewing the years of the James Bond movie franchise. The movies started back in 1962. Sean Connery was the first actually good James Bond. He could pick up women just like R. Kelly picks up little kids. Anyways, Connery was in I think 6 or 7 Bond movies. He was the best. It's the truth the best.
Next came George Lazenby. This guy plain sucked. He was in 1 Bond movie and it totally sucked. Now it was so messed up that I almost pulled out my own PPK and capped the TV. If you know what I'm saying.
After that came Roger Moore. His Bond movies were quite unbelievable. His first appearance as Bond was in "Live and Let Die." In one scene he runs across a line of crocodiles to get to the other side of the river. Who would ever do that? James Bond you say? NO! NO!
Next came Timothy Dalton. I think his movies were average. No one really remembers them.
Next came Pierce Brosnan. He is one bad mother. I think he's been the best Bond since Connery. Brosnan has done 3 Bond movies. His most recent one will be released pretty darn soon. In fact it comes out today. This one is titled "Die Another Day." Add another confusing Bond title to the list.
This is the end of this edition of Crap Talk, but keep visiting this site, if anybody does, for the next edition of Crap Talk!
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by Kellen Berg |
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