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Better Than CNN / News Archives / Crap Talk: November 18, 2002 |
Back in sometime when I wasn't alive there were people.
These people were called Pilgrims. They sailed across the ocean and landed somewhere by a big rock.
When they were there they didn't know the land and where to get there food. Somehow, somewhere, somebody met someone called a Native American. The Native Americans and Pilgrims met each other and did a whole bunch of crap and the rest doesn't matter or maybe it does. Well, this Crap Talk is about Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a time to gather with family and eat like you've never eaten before. When people hear the word "Thanksgiving" they think about turkey. Well I don't know about other people, but this edition of Crap Talk sucks, but I will keep torturing you. Thanksgiving wouldn't have happened if the British people didn't piss the Pilgrims off. Because that's what made the Pilgrims come to this great land. Yes! It's true this column sucks. Anyways, people should be more thankful to the Pilgrims and the British monarchy.
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by Kellen Berg |
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