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Alright, here's the website's first interview. I chose to interview Nic Barnett because, well...he was on MSN when I decided to interview someone. Here we go...
Jimm McShane: Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am here with Nic Barnett, and I will be asking him some questions.
Hello, Nic.
Nic Barnett: Hello, James.
Jimm McShane: How are you?
Nic Barnett: I'm doing good. It's a Friday. Good day.
Jimm McShane: That's good.
Well, let's get to business.
Nic Barnett: Sounds good.
Jimm McShane: You've known me for a long time, right?
Nic Barnett: I would agree with that.
Jimm McShane: Do you think I would ever attack someone with a dead dog? I mean, like, swinging the dead dog above my head and screaming?
Nic Barnett: I could see that happening, but only if you really wanted to do that.
Say if you were going to rob a bank.
Jimm McShane: Alright, I would have to agree with that.
Now, do you think you would ever do that same thing?
Nic Barnett: No. Out of the question. I could see being your get away driver in such a situation, but never actually doing it my self.
Jimm McShane: I see.
Alright, I have a better question.
Nic Barnett: Good.
Jimm McShane: Who do you think would win in a fight between The Incredible Hulk and Hulk Hogan?
Nic Barnett: The Incredible Hulk, no problem.
Jimm McShane: I would have to agree with you.
Nic Barnett: Let me ask you a question.
Has The Incredible Hulk ever starred in a movie where he himself, was not actually playing himself?
Jimm McShane: ...I...don't...know...
Nic Barnett: Because I know Hulk Hogan has.
Jimm McShane: True...true...oh God so very true...
Alright, we're running out of time, so I'll finish up with one last question.
Nic Barnett: I didn't know there was a time limit. This is a short interview.
Jimm McShane: Yes, well...
Where do you stand on the issue of abortion?
Nic Barnett: I choose not to take a position, therefore avoiding any ridicule that might fall upon such a person that takes a side.
Jimm McShane: Really? I stand to the left of the issue most of the time...
Nic Barnett: I see.....
I have another question for you.
Jimm McShane: Alright.
Nic Barnett: What do you think about the happenings that occured on Tuesday with the elections and all?
Jimm McShane: I don't, really. That one guy wants to get rid of graduation standards, though, so that's pretty cool.
Nic Barnett: Are you talking about the new governor, Tim "I like men" Pawlenty?
Jimm McShane: Yes, I believe that's the man.
Nic Barnett: I don't like him one bit, Jimm.
Norm "Paul Wellstone hater" Coleman either.
Jimm McShane: I agree with you on the last one as well.
However, we are out of time, my friend. Thank you for joining me.
Nic Barnett: Thank you, Jimm, for a most delightful interview.
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